Showing posts with label dumb dog tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb dog tricks. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

All Mixed Up (Dumb Dog Trick #266)




MUCHO LOCO RED DOG?  AWESOMENESS

No need to use a stunt dog, my name is Red Dog.  Rojo to my friends in Mexico. El Rojo Loco!

When I started doing hard core canine disc, there were two really good red border collies.  One was Flying Red Killian, trainer being my awesome friend Tracy.  The other came along a year or two later in the name Sky, who was a dairy farm reject, and who was owned by an awesome cat named Mark.

But I had the secret weapon, the Good Boy Blue. Take that, you Red Dogs!  (Blue was a rock star disc dog.  Skyhoundz World Finalist five years in a row.  Disc Dog Magazine cover dog.  Sought out performer and consultant in matters canine.  The Blue Dog.)

Anyway, when I started it seemed like I would never be as good as Tracy and Killy (or Swanee and Katie, for that matter, but that's another 300 words for another day).

Killy was this skinny, intense, super flexible jump monster.  Tracy handles discs better than anyone.  They kicked it like Bruce Lee.  The most famous photo of Killy is him doing a 10 foot high back vault at Seattle Center in front of fountain.  Legendary.

Sky came along real nice too.  Marc and Sky did like a really pleasant show full of tricks, like Marc would spin a disc with each hand and march like a toy soldier with Sky spinning figure-eights between each step.

Marc, Sky, Blue and I all went to Disc Dog Worlds in Atlanta together in 2004 or 2005.  I have the coolest old video tape of Blue kicking it at worlds and my buddy Marc gave me that video.

We were doing a lot of gigs in those days while Killy and Sky were both alive, travelling a lot.  Canwest Shows in Edmonton/Calgary, Victoria, Vancouver.  Shows up at Whistler Ski and Snowboard Fest. Tons of local stuff -- fairs, festivals, half time shows, birthday parties, school events.  Yeah, I said birthday parties.  I love 4H and I love birthday parties.

Blue almost got his picture on the large sized Milkbone Dog Biscuit box in 2006-ish. He got some awesome press on that one.  It was a good time.

So the Blue Dog was settling down a little, and it seemed like a good time to get another pup.  Enter stage left -- The Red Dog.  Eh, El Loco Rojo.

(Get it? I had a Red Dog and a Blue Dog.)  But my Red Dog wasn't like ordinary dogs.

I am a passive positive reinforcement trainer.  I don't really train my dogs, I just hover over my dogs with treats and say things, "Good boy, Red Dog, Mighty Fine Red Dog. Don't Pee on that, Red Dog."

And that didn't work with Red.  He was too crazy.  He would get spooked and bolt.  One day he would be fine.  The next day he would shut down on me.  Weird.  Odd.

And I tried with Red Dog.  I gave him four or five years of patient practice.  The sick part is that he can do all the tricks -- vaults, overs, little tricks -- he just won't do them if he doesn't feel the vibe.  And, mostly, if he's outside the house, he doesn't feel the vide.

So I decided that Red's would be an animal actor.  He's cute as a bug  with a brain full of slobber.  Just like Charlie Sheen.

He's done some stuff.  A little clip of him ended up on Animal Planet's Bad Dog Show.  He's been in two videos that I won contests with.  '

Blue Dog's best payday included winning a contest in Canada, netting his owner $2,000 Canadian.  Believe it or not, Red Dog's biggest single paycheck can top that.  Amazing, I know.

But without my little psycho Red Dog, I probably wouldn't have started making Youtube videos.  I have to support my little guy in practicing his craft, you know.

I so loved Sky and Killy that I knew that my next dog would be a red border collie. I just didn't know that he wasn't going to the next canine freestyle disc world phenom.

It sort of all came about one day.  I won some money playing the slot machines.  She who must be obeyed agreed to acquiring a well bred animal of some sort.  A cute little puppy.  He grew into cute little dog.  But there was some rough roads down the middle stretch.

That's how a lot of the stuff I do on Youtube came about.  Blue was old, but well.  Red was nuts all the time.  So we started playing games with Red.  He loves to be in videos and he really loves to have his picture taken.

He and other dogs jump around.  They get snappy.  Then I hover over them with treats and take their pictures.  Sir, may I borrow your hat?

"Who's a good boy?  Red Dog, that's who," I breath in a high pitched whisper.  Red Dog looking back, like, "Gimme Cookie.  Gimme Cookie."

Thus was born Dumb Dog Tricks, Stop Dog Motion, and Jimmyjumpnjive.

Jimmy Jump February 13, 2012  Tacoma, Washington

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Sunbeams and Moonwalks (Dumb Dog Trick #265)



What is a sunbeam? What is this magic place of a world we live in?

"Electro-mangetic radiation," some people would say. "The sun light," most would say. (as in, "Duh, sunlight.") I say,

My open letter to the planet:

The sun and moon are my guiding principles. The ocean is more powerful than the combination of the earth, the wind and the sky. My place is here and my time is now.

The truth shall emerge as people age in general and wisdom and responsibility take over the leadership of the continents. Some day we shall all be equal in language, equal in importance and equal in dignity.

Tragedy will befall us all within our lives, but it is in others that we will find strength and help if needed. The incidence of tragic incidents will decrease with the modernization of public transportation systems. The pulse of the earth shall be felt on its rail system and in the advanced versions of navigation and traffic synchronization systems.

The weary who make it to this new world shall survive and flourish. For it is in this next stage of the Earth's existence that true understanding of concepts such as compassion, empathy, religion and medical care shall transform our existence.

Indoor gardening, water beds and Grateful Dead Television will become very popular. Until that time arrives, however, I think I'll pass the time by making dumb dog trick videos.

Jimmyjumpnjive
February 9, 2012


Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Blow Your Mind (Dumb Dog Trick #264)



Why do I make Dumb Dog Trick videos?

I started doing photography in black and white. Developing photos in the darkroom. Eventually I stopped because, even though my prints were large and beautiful, it was such a pain in the ass to make them. I started making videos when digital technology made it easier to make short films or videos than it used to be to make a single print.

Dumb Dog Tricks is obviously inspired by the David Letterman Show's Stupid Pet Tricks. Did you know that when Animal Planet started Pet Star, Animal Planet got Letterman's Stupid Pet Trick coordinator to round up the talent. And, yes, I was turned down from Pet Star by that dude (can't remember his name) because my act didn't have "pop." But, heck, to be honest, he was pretty nice about it. He was also one of the few people I ever had a real chance to talk about it with. Early days of email. I also think the guy worked pretty hard wrangling a selection of animals. Lots of dog candidates.

So, what do you do? Make your own show.

Who needs pop when I got Dumb Dog Tricks? The point of Dumb Dog Tricks and really any dumb dog video, very funny dog video or what-have-you worth watching is to share the love and fun that pet ownership brings.

I pray you be easily entertained, however, as Dumb Dog Tricks are like Modern Art, the mystique is elusive, if you know what I mean. And how could you know what I mean! Har! Get it? It's that dumb.

What did I just watch? Why did I just watch that? What the hell? I want those :42 back. Hey look, there's links to more of these stupid videos. Hmm I'll try this one.

It has taken me about three years to balance the level of corniness with the immense stupidity and proper tone. It has not come easy. The theme music sound was made by scraping a '57 Chevy bumper against a curb. The photos appear chaotic, even paleolithic in their stark simplicity. The sound of the crazy man's voice conjures images of cigars, cognac and whispered secrets.

The experience of a dumb dog trick visually is similar to what one think when one of our pets leaves a surprise on the carpet -- What the crap is that?

Peace and love to all throughout the land.

Jimmy Jump